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酒量不行怎么办

2009-08-09 22:41:18| 分类：牧野风（诗歌辑） | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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有人胡搅和蛮缠

酒量不行怎么办

推心置腹讲一段
杯中烧酒喝一半
荤素笑话说一串
躲上一杯慢一慢
以假乱真看一看
喝点老醋缓一缓
唱上几句散一散
离开座位转一转
恰如其分乱一乱
如若不行就打鼾
溜之大吉也划算
酒场情义怎么看
命比白干贵万万

万一乘兴方寸乱
解酒良方开几款

生梨芹菜萝卜段
柿子豆腐和皮蛋
白菜红薯用糖拌
酸奶绿豆米汤灌

神仙难逃酒的关
烂醉如泥非好汉
2009·8·9草

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